Having sex with Lurtz can give you multiple orcasms! Having fantasies about Boromir and Faramir can give you orgasms at the Mir thought of it! Truly loving having sex in the Shire can be a hard hobbit to break! Or taking a halfling's virginity can be breaking a hard hobbit!
Proof that (unlike all my pals) I have not just watched the EE RotK and/or that (like many of my pals) I am a big fan of our large mammal cousins, my first thought was "Oh, I've heard THAT. Neat in a sort of High pitched whaley sort of way."
*snort* I do believe I've heard that in most church choirs... you know, the *loud* tenor that's half a beat off of the rest and half a tone off? *grin* And now I'm seeing all the orcs singing "Amazing Grace..."
*shudders* What a way to start the morning... *grin*
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branchandroot
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Date: 2004-12-16 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-16 09:43 pm (UTC)I think I'll wait for the CD to hit the bargain bin.
mk
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Date: 2004-12-16 09:57 pm (UTC)I thought I was the only one who makes up silly LOTR-related words. Gondorgasm and Faradise - two of my finest creations. < ^_^ >
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Date: 2004-12-16 10:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 12:25 am (UTC)And don't forget the whale who sang at the met!
love,
Lee
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Date: 2004-12-17 08:04 am (UTC)Ow ow ow.
I think you just froze my head.
You know that now you have to record it.
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Date: 2004-12-17 08:39 am (UTC)*shudders* What a way to start the morning... *grin*
~Kris